BDSM Man Tortures English Language

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LOS ANGELES, FLORIDA

In what continue to be a series of nearly indecipherable posts, a local man, Marvin Sattleman, 47, has taken to the Internet in an effort to express his outrage about nearly everything.

According to June Morrow, 27, “he is so pompous but at the same time he is completely unable to spell or construct complete sentences. I feel embarrassed for him every time I read his posts.”

In a recent debacle, where Sattleman was accused of “not being truly dominant” he replied as follows:

“In domnation, the thing is you can’t say really, becuse domantation is only relly in the head of whn you do things domiannt to a sumissive.”

Often replies like this leave readers confused, resulting in an end to the conversation.

A close friend of Sattleman’s says “it is really sad. He thinks he is smarter than everyone else because no one responds. He actually thinks he makes sense and is easy to understand. No one has been brave enough to tell him he is making a fool of himself.”

Sattleman told The Daily Flogger that “his posts are alwyas ritegeous, so people can’t really. It happens.”

Photo credit: Caleb Roenigk

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