BDSMers Create First Kinky SuperPAC

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SOUIX FALLS, MARYLAND

A group of enterprising kinksters have created KINKPAC, the worlds first BDSM themed political action committee.

According to Master Sven, the PAC leader and spokesperson, the group will lobby for rights for kinksters, as well as provide funding for candidates who are BDSM-positive and promote “rights for sexual minorities.”

The response to KINKPAC from the BDSM community has been varied.  Almost immediately a second group formed KINKIERPAC, claiming that KINKPAC was “not edgy enough” and “needed to support more than just traditional kinks.”

Within a week, 3 other PACs were formed, including a PAC to eliminate all “kink-based” PACs based on the belief that “working inside the system is impossible for true sexual outlaws.”

According to Master Sven, the whole issue may actually be moot.  “Unfortunately no one in the community really has any money to donate.  We have received multiple offers from people for couches to sleep on if we are ever in their town and a donation of a dream catcher made of sticks and packing twine which was crafted at a class on pain and aura cleansing by a BDSM Shaman.”

According to one insider, KINKPAC faces internal struggles as well, as they have been unable to decide on an agenda for the upcoming election cycle.

Photo Credit: Thomas Hawk CC: NC

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