Mastication Couple Eager to “Eat Out”

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PORTLAND, OREGON

Oregon couple Stephen and Shirley Brill are part of growing fetish subculture who love “mastication play,” the chewing up and expelling of foodstuffs onto the human body, particularly the genitals. Often, mastication play ends up in “dirty sex” with the subject masticated foodstuffs involved.

“This has been a part of our lives for almost a decade,” said Shirley. “But we’re ready to go out to eat.” The two have had meals together at home every night for the last six years. “We’re ready to evolve our relationship to the next level. We’re going out to dinner.”

“Expelling chewed food in public is a social taboo,” said Stephen Brill. “So we prefer to stay home. Unfortunately, we’re missing out on a whole other aspect of our lives.”

The two are ready to enjoy a night out in a restaurant. “We spent weeks figuring out where we wanted to go. We’ve decided on Macaroni Grill,” said Stephen.

“The food is purported to be amazing,” Shirley said. “Yelp gives it great reviews. And, to make matters hotter, a lot of what they serve looks pre-digested.”

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