“Oral Hygiene” Does not Mean Eating Pussy with Bib, Says Dentist

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TEMECULA, CALIFORNIA

Area dentist Bob “The Clean” Creen says regardless of what many people think, oral hygiene does not refer to the avoidance of slobbering on a woman’s vagina or letting saliva dribble down a man’s leg during a blowjob.

“I’m very concerned about oral health,” said Creen in an interview. “But there is a widely held misconception that ‘oral hygiene’ has something to do with oral sex. I love oral sex as much as the next dentist, but I want aficionados of cunnilingus and blowjobs to know that techniques such as bibs, terry cloth rags and dental dams have nothing to do with keeping teeth clean and gums healthy.

“Go ahead,” Creen encouraged. “Shove your face into that hair pie anyway you like. Just make sure you brush after eating.

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