Researchers Discover “Sex Positive” Gene

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HELSINKI, FINLAND

Researchers in Finland have discovered a new gene which they are calling “sex positivity.” The breakthrough changes conventional thinking that the so-called “sex positive” movement was just a combination of horniness, self-righteousness, and the inability to keep one’s opinions to oneself.

“Not true,” says researcher Sven Anderson. “We found a completely separate gene. It often happens to be combined with the others, explaining why most of these people are completely insufferable to be around, but it is really its own thing.”

Kitty Danger, 27, held a press conference to celebrate the finding. “We hope this brings the era of gene-shaming to an end.”

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