Do you recycle?

Just condoms. Once you find one you like, why let it go?

-Kim Kowalski, 19, Media Analyst

Not really. I don’t even own a bike, but if I did, I’d want every experience to be new. Like trying different kinds of enemas.

-Helen Fields, 21, Student

I am very careful with that. As a registered sex offender they are always looking for reasons to put me away. I hire some of the local children to come clean my bottles and cans.

-Porky Guff, 57, Insurance Agent

Photo credits: Jasper Gregory, (cc), HM Revenue & Customs (cc)