What is your position on the Israeli/Palestinian Conflict?
Position? You mean like sexual position? I would say reverse cowgirl. I really like that one.
-Kimmy Jones, 22, Cupcake Engineer
I don’t know either of them, are they new to the scene? Maybe they need to try poly, that fixes most conflicts.
-Patty Pringle, 28, Kale Farmer
I am one of those guys who like to oversimplify things. I’d tell them to just cut it out and be peaceful. Problem solved.
-Chuck Goggins, 55, Crowdsourcing Expert
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