Do you use condoms?

 

No, but then again, I don’t have a penis, so I don’t have anything to put them on.

-Flan Bracken, 22, Mixologist

Religiously. And by that I mean only with Christians, because I think we have enough of them running around already.

-Kim Bratch, 29, TV Spokesmodel

I like to put one on and wear for a day or two. It makes me feel like I might actually get to have sex with someone.

-Fred Finkle, 61, Wallpaper Critic

Photo credits: Jasper Gregory, (cc), HM Revenue & Customs (cc)