BDSM Elders Declare Limp Penis “Totally Normal” and “Very Sexy”

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THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS

Reporting on behalf of the BDSM Elder Community, Mark Gurk, 67, released the findings of the BDSM community blue ribbon panel on the state of male sexual activity in the lifestyle.

The findings of the group, consisting exclusively of men over the age of 60, found that the inability to “get or maintain an erection” is in no way problematic and that failure to “get hard” is a completely normal occurrence that “happens to everyone.”

The report went on to state that “a limp penis can, in fact, be very sexy” and should in no way deter older men from starting relationships with men or women 20 or 30 years their junior.

“We hope this report will convince the younger generation that older men are still desirable and worth the investment in time and energy it takes to get them to even a minimal state of arousal,” the report concluded.

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