Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Oxford English Dictionary Declares “Dominate” a Noun
OXFORD, ENGLAND Winston P. Delacroix, editor and publisher of the Oxford English Dictionary, stunned the linguistic community this morning with an announcement that as of 2015,…
Ask Annie: Should I Learn Shibari?
Dear Annie, My girlfriend came across some pictures of Japanese rope bondage and has asked me to learn how to tie her up like that.…
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