Dom Co Releases New “Kink” Vaccination
Osawa, AL After 18 months in development and four rounds of testing, Dom Co has finally won approval for its new “Kink” vaccine. Based on…
Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Ask Annie: Does Kink Make Me A Bad Person
Dear Annie, My husband has just confessed his kink to me. We have been married for 20 years and he just told me that he…
