Slave Quits, Unable to Compete with Meatloaf; Affection
ATLANTA, GEORGIA Slave Mary Coombs has formally petitioned her Master, Gary Ferks, for release. After three years of serving as a live-in slave, she has…
Oxford English Dictionary Declares “Dominate” a Noun
OXFORD, ENGLAND Winston P. Delacroix, editor and publisher of the Oxford English Dictionary, stunned the linguistic community this morning with an announcement that as of 2015,…
Ask Annie: Does Kink Make Me A Bad Person
Dear Annie, My husband has just confessed his kink to me. We have been married for 20 years and he just told me that he…
