BDSM Class is a “Hit”
HAMPTON, NORTH DAKOTA 27 students were non-consensually subjected to a workshop filled with puns, wordplay, and occasional malapropisms, according to a local dungeon owner. “We…
Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Ask Annie: Does Kink Make Me A Bad Person
Dear Annie, My husband has just confessed his kink to me. We have been married for 20 years and he just told me that he…







