BDSM Group Creates Acronym; Apocalypse Imminent

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LAKELAND, OHIO

A new group of dominant men have created a support group, which has been widely hailed as “the end of western civilization” and “one of the signs of the apocalypse.”

The group, MDfSR, “Male Dominants for Social Responsibility” is a group dedicated to social causes, such as ending poverty, working on practical solutions to climate change, and ending racial, gender, and sexual discrimination.

The group was met with hostility by almost every faction of the BDSM world including other dominant men.

“It is just one more example of male privilege,” said Honey Kipling, 21, “I learned all about this in my womym’s studies class. It is when men come along and do something. It’s a real problem.  Only womyn can solve problems that men make.  And they have to be the right kind of womyn, like not the ones who shave their armpits, because that is patriarchal.”

Ferocious, a 47 year old dual trans, bisexual switch, told The Daily Flogger, “I’d rather have no rights at all than have people who look like the people who want to take my rights away help me in any way whatsoever.”

Ted Gonick, 67, says he has been around to see it all and has a different perspective.  “We are all in this together, it would be great if we could all focus on the real problems our community faces rather than engaging in petty squabbles and identity politics.”

Kipling disagreed.  “He’s a man, so he has privilege.  When you have privilege the only thing you should do is stay silent and do nothing, except listen to people who have no privilege like me.”

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