BDSM Man Uses Ayn Rand Quote to Justify Being “Total Dickhead”

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TOLEDO, MISSISSIPPI

Master Levon Treetle, 22, was expelled from his local dungeon, The Slave Pit, after engaging in what community members called “unacceptable behavior.”

According to several members of the dungeon, Treetle was seen going through other peoples toy bags, taking chips and sodas without paying for them, and using his cell phone to take pictures of scenes in the dungeon without permission.

When confronted by Dungeon Monitors, Treetle told his accusers to “Just fucking read Atlas Shrugged” and “stop being like the mud I trample under my feet on my path to greatness.”

The confrontation led to Treetle being banned from the play space.

“Of course they banned me,” said Treetle, “I am exceptional. Places like this always ban exceptional people because we are a reminder of their failures. I will endure. I will succeed. I will become truly great.”

When asked about his reckless behavior in the dungeon, Treetle relied by quote Rand, “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”

When it was pointed out to him that he was, actually, in fact stopped, Treetle responded, “OK, so they stopped me this time. But, well, I am not sure what to say because there is no good Rand quote about being stopped, but whatever.”

Photo credit: Patrick Gage Kelley CC: NC SA

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