Bounce Houce Opens on Kim Kardashian’s Ass

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THOUSAND OAKS, CA

A local operator of family entertainment centers and adult nightclubs announced to day the opening of Kim Kardashian’s Bottom, a bounce house for children during the day that is repurposed to a purported adult night club/play structure.

“We had great success with our Deep & Dark Vaginal Kingdom Playgrounds we opened outside Chik-fil-A locations,” said Oral Hershwhopper, owner of Global Play Structures and Adult Films of Salt Lake City, Utah. “We felt it was time to broaden our intellectual property with something different that appealed to different day parts and different demographic groups.”

Visitors to Kim Kardashian’s Bottom have to first locate the celebrity with a convenient GPS app provided by Global Play Structures. Whether she is clubbing in Hollywood or Miami, sunning by a pool in Las Vegas or arguing with her husband in Woodland Hills, visitors can park near Kim Kardashian’s Bottom and enter the bounce house using the cashless in-app payment system.

“We went last week to Kim Kardashian’s Bottom with the kids,” reported Jim Sneed of Encino, CA. “They were so excited to go after seeing the attraction online and on the cover of Paper Magazine, whatever that is. The kids had hours of fun jumping up and down and bouncing off of Kim’s cheeks. I think everyone is going to want to jump on Kim’s butt.”

Admissions have been solid to Kim Kardashian’s Bottom since it opened, but organizers are concerned access may be limited when Kanye gets home.

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