Man Finds BDSM Training Useless in Martial Arts

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TORONTO, FLORIDA

“I’ve been to lots of BDSM classes where people mentioned their martial arts training,” said Master Kevin Martin, 43, “So I just assumed that it would work the other way too.”

Martin who has been involved in BDSM since he was 19 had hoped his BDSM training would allow him to advance more quickly through the martial arts ranks, allowing him to earn his black belt and add to his BDSM teaching credentials.

Unfortunately, for Martin, his favorite area of kink, nipple torture, is frowned upon in martial arts classes.

“I really got off on the wrong foot, because I only wanted to fight against women, because I am a het martial artist.  And when I went right for the nipples, they told me I couldn’t come back,” Martin recounts of his first experiences.

After trying 8 different schools, Martin was ultimately banned from the martial arts community.

“I still don’t understand why I can’t grab my opponent, put her over my knee and spank her until she cries,” Martin says.  “It seems a valid strategy and it sure works at home.”

Instructor Park Kwan, a 4th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and instructor at the TKD Academy told The Daily Flogger, “I’ve never seen anything like it.  He even offered to teach a few classes.  After the first round of sparring, we had to ask him to leave.”

Krissy Quinn, 19, was Martin’s sparring partner.  “I know he does Tae Kwon Do wrong, but I have to admit, the spanking turned me on.  I gave him my number after.”

Photo credit: Mike Oliveri CC: NC SA

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