Man Lowers Collective IQ of the BDSM Community in One Post

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ANCHORAGE, ALASKA

Tim Jennings, 42, has managed to completely skew the collective intelligence score of the kink community with a single post on Fetlife.

The post, which we have decided not to repost here, was an advertisement by Jennings, a self-described Dominate Topp, for a “submis girl who wants to live in a cage.”  The post went on to detail a series of unrealistic and downright creepy demands.  Jennings then detailed his selection process, which would include a lottery for the top 25 candidates, and an elaborate branding and collaring ceremony.

Submissive Candy Wiggins, 22, said she found the post so “incredibly stupid and insulting” that she could “feel her intelligence draining from her with each word” she read.

Donna Wright, 30, agreed.  “I know I am dumber now after reading it.  I have never been what you might call especially bright to begin with, so this one really hurt.”

Master Creek Willingham, 19, told The Daily Flogger, “I am only 19 and would never right something like that.  I don’t know if it made me dumber.  But it certainly didn’t make me smarter.”

Juniper Research, a group which collected data on subcultural groups, said that Jennings is “so colossally stupid” that he has skewed the results on a number of scales, dropping the BDSM numbers to “below swingers” for the first time in two decades, but still ahead of “people who buy things off of late night TV infomercials.”

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