Submissive Women Replace Doms with “Cock Pops”

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LOS ANGELES, WEST VIRGINIA

Fed up with men who can’t commit, are emotionally unavailable, and constantly posturing as “more domly than the net guy,” a group of women have banded together to create a new invention for hot dungeon nights, “Cock Pops.”

The treats, made of sugar and ice cream are frozen solid and require substantial licking and sucking to consume.

“It is kind of a reminder to the men around us about what we can do for them and, more to the point, to them,” said KinkyKitty one of the producers of the new dessert pops.

“It is sexy to watch all these women giving head all night long,” said Master Krisp, 48.  “I don’t allow my girl to have them, I keep her on the real thing, which she prefers anyway.”

“We just want the men to know we don’t need them.  We also want them to see how much they need us,” said BrattyTart, 19.

“Sales for the new penis shaped pops are brisk and have reached five figures just in the first two months.”

Photo credit: Julia Wolf CC: NC SA

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