Zombies Cry “Foul” Over BDSM Party Theme

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CASPER, WYOMING

Protests are coming from a surprising source, this morning, after The Crypt, Casper’s local BDSM dungeon, announced the theme of its next party “Zombie Nazi Fiesta.”

The North American Zombie Institute (NAZI), the first federally funded group to study the possibility of the undead rising from the grave and infecting mass populations as a means of growing their numbers, find the party in poor taste and particularly offensive to what they are calling “Undead Americans.”

“In spite of our unfortunate acronym, there is no evidence of any association between Undead Americans and National Socialism,” said Mary Torkleson, spokesperson for NAZI.  “These vile and undocumented associations make it challenging for those who identify as zombies to find employment or live normal lives.”

While Torkleson confirmed that there is currently no epidemic of people being turned into zombies, she does believe it is possible.

“If you have any doubt, just watch movies like Night of the Living Dead or Zombieland.  If the threat wasn’t real, they would make movies about it or TV shows like The Walking Dead.  I love that show.”

Master Bill Markle, 28, agreed.  “I mean, you can have a Nazi party or a zombie party, but when you combine them you are saying bad things about zombies and they don’t deserve that.  Come to think of it, you are saying bad things about Nazis too.  I am more OK with that though.”

The Crypt was unavailable for comment, but local community members said they would likely attend the party because, as Robin Riggle, 22, put it, “We just don’t have that many parties and most people ignore the themes anyway.”

Photo Credit: Alain-Christian CC: NC SA

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