Studio Pulls “50 Shades” Movie After Threats from Japanese Hackers
HOLLYWOOD, MONTANA Focus Features announced today that they will not be releasing the film version…
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Dominant Man Spends Evening Practicing “Clever” Pick Up Line
HELL, OHIO Ace Finkle, 67, has been working hard to overcome his shyness in the…
Local PTA Seeks to Ban Bondage Porn from Schools
OSHKOSH, INDIANA Mary Quint, 37, spoke forcefully at the meeting of the Oshkosh Middle School…
Oxford Adds “Leatheriness” to 2014 Dictionary
OXFORD, ENGLAND In a surprise announcement today, Daniel Mortenson, an editor for the Oxford English…
“Fetish MILF” Boosts Teen’s Popularity
WHEELING, ONTARIO Kevin Donnigan, 16, has received a huge surge in popularity among fellow classmates…
BDSM Man Thrown By Survey Results
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA Rubin Carbet, 42, found himself confused and alarmed by the results of a…
Dominant Man Confused with Rapper; Triggers “Rap War”
NEW YORK, OHIO Today a dominant man is recovering at St. Jude’s Hospital, the victim…
Japanese Visitor Alarmed at Lack of Weird Porn in America
OAK PARK, ILLINOIS Keiko Nakamura, 19, found herself shocked and alarmed at the selection of…
Human Puppy Implicated in Rash of Attacks on Postal Workers
YERT, IOWA Police arrived at 234 S. Main St. at 5:35 am to arrest Kevin…
Masochist Sues Husband for Lack of Domestic Violence
INDIANA CITY, NEVADA Barbara Simms is suing her husband for what she is calling “16…
BDSM Prank Costs City Millions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK In an act of humorous vandalism, a group of BDSMers pranked…
TNGers Already Using “Nostalgia” To Shame Newbies
CHARLESTON, NEBRASKA Though many have been in the lifestyle less than a year, members of…