Forgetful Submissive Can’t Remember if Stove is On or Off
SAN DIMAS, CALIFORNIA Mary Beth McCormick, 22, left her house today with what she called…
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Funny Shirt Sales Down 78% in BDSM Community
DETROIT, MICHIGAN Kinky Tees, the country’s leading manufacturer of humorous BDSM t-shirts, hats, and buttons…
Gaza Conflict Reaches BDSM World
WEST BANK, ISRAEL Palastinian refugees have begun showing up in Israeli dungeons in record numbers…
Vagina So Hot You Can Cook On It
FREDRICKSBERG, GEORGIA A Georgia woman has a special talent that is literally “lighting up” her…
Local Author Plans to “Get Rich” Writing BDSM Fiction
NEW YORK, WISCONSIN Ted “Chugger” Cormick, 25, has announced his plans to write the “next…
Man Mocked for Rope Bondage; “So Last Year”
PEORIA, MICHIGAN A Michigan rigger is the subject of mocking and ridicule this week after…
Submissive Woman Teaches “Mind Reading” Class
GREAT NECK, MICHIGAN Submissive Sofie Bork, 47, is offering a new class in her local…
Research Shows Spanking Unrelated to Attitude Adjustment
ST PETER, MINNESOTA A new report from the Institute for Domestic Discipline has revealed that…
New Business Offers “Hat Rentals” at Local Dungeon
Lutherville, Maryland Enterprising entrepreneur Winston Einstein, 19, has come up with a new solution to…
Fox to Film Pilot for “Real Slaves of Orange County”
STUDIO CITY, CALIFORNIA In a surprise announcement, Fox Studios told assembled reporters that they will…
Dyslexic Tattoo Artist Sued Over “Porperty of Oob” Mistake
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA A bayou woman is upset today after undergoing a two hour procedure…
Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave…