Dungeon Voices: Do You Do Online Dating?

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I spend a few hours every day copying and pasting emails to women online, so I guess that counts as online dating.
-Peter Ports, 58, Tomato Inspector
I met my first sadist online. He turned out to be 6″ shorter and 50 pounds heavier than his picture, but I like short fat guys, so it all worked out..
-Isabella, 19, Customer Service Rep.
I post online ads for my “services” so I guess that is a kind of online dating, right?
-Kimmy Smucker, 22, Phone Sanitation Enginner

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