Rudy Giuliani Butt Dials Anal Sex Phone Line

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WASHINGTON DC

President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani reportedly butt dialed a phone service that charges $4.99 per minute for sexually explicit live conversations. To make matters worse, Giuliani butt dialed a phone service that provides an unique twist to phone sex: it is for aficionados of anal sex.

“The service sent a call through to me about 11:15 pm last night,” said Christi (not her real name). “The kids were asleep so I was ready for a few hours of moanin’ and groanin’ to help pay for my recent increase in health insurance. All I hear is some dude talking in the background, not even paying attention to me!”

Christi kept the call going for a few minutes before she reportedly realized who was on the other end of the line. “I heard this guy talking to someone and that other person kept calling him ‘Rudy.’ After a while I was like, ‘Oh my God! That’s New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani!” 

The phone sex worker stated she did not think Giuliani was “into” anal sex. She kept the line active for 17 minutes, resulting in a charge $84.83, half of which gets paid to “Christi.” 

“He finally hung up. Never said a word to me, not even “sorry” or “thank you”.” said Christi.

Calls to Giuliani’s office for comment were not returned.

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