Have you ever been to a BDSM conference?
No, but I have been in a bunch of gang bangs. One was 30 guys, so that is kind of like a conference.
-Kat Krimpi, 19, Museum Docent
I used to give a presentation about flogging at conferences. Eventually I realized it was just hitting people with a bunch of leather. Saying that doesn’t make a very good class, though.
-Yana Drumboskawitz, 21, Student Nurse
For some reason they always tell me they are sold out. I can never get tickets.
-Mel Perlon, 57, Sock Fitter