Santa Declares BDSM “No Longer Naughty”
NORTH POLE, ARIZONA In his first announcement in decades, Christopher Kringle, also known as Santa…
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Feminist Author Loses Bet for 37th Time
NEW YORK, CALIFORNIA Beth Shamansky, 22 year old author and outspoken feminist, has lost her…
High Protocol Dinner Marred by “Flavorless Tart”
GREENWICH, FLORIDA In what is being described as a “colossal failure” and an “epic faux…
Leather Man Vows to “Make Leather Great Again”
HELSINKI, FLORIDA Inspired by recent election results, Leather Master Kip McGilicuty, 47, has started a…
BDSM Couple Dies Waiting for Rope Scene to Finish
MONTANA CITY, GREECE Heather Krisp, 22 and Donna Ekohl, 31, were waiting patiently for a…
Trump Aide Releases Statement on Dominatrix Candidate
After remaining silent about Mistress Tara Indiana’s bid for the Presidency, Trigger McKnowlty, an aide…
Court Finds “Daddy Dom” to be Creepy But Not Criminal
YOUNGSTOWN, MICHIGAN The trail of BDSM lifestyle dominant Freddy Coles, 58, concluded today when a…
Submissive Man Finds Punishment “Not At All What I Meant”
JUNIPER CREEK, ALASKA Submissive Alan Groont, 53, says he was shocked and alarmed when his…
Dominant Man “Just Can’t Flog Like He Used To”
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS Jerry Cubbins, 57, says he just can’t flog like he used to anymore.…
New York BDSM Man Disappointed By Lack of “Slutty” Behavior
TOLEDO, NEW YORK Christian Schmidt, 22, claims he was falsely led into his local BDSM…
Dom “Really, Really Sorry” for Bruises
OMAHA, NEBRASKA Omaha Dom Syd Krill noted to area dungeon friends he felt “really, really…
Face of Jesus Found in Singletail Marks
TULSA, Oklahoma: Area dom Marvin Head stopped mid-scene at local dungeon Cat-o’-Nine-Tails Friday night when…