Do you give a lot of money to charity?
I fuck homeless men, does that count?
-Danielle Hooper, 22, Waitress
Who’s Charity? And why should I give her money?
-Bethany Quisp, 29, Postal Inspector
I contribute a lot of money to phone sex workers. They have a rough life, so I would call that charitable giving.
-David Mills, 53, DMV Information Agent