Dungeon Voices: Pervertables
What is your favorite everyday item that you have made kinky? My girlfriend’s fist. -Taylor Unfret, 26, Auctioneer Probably the time I left the toilet…
Dear Annie: Moving for My Master
Dear Annie, I’ve met a man online who appears to be the Master of my Dreams. The only issue is that he lives almost 2000…
Woman Discovers “Erotic Use” for Massage Device
HONOLULU, HAWAII Kei Yukimura, 57, may have stumbled onto a new device that could revolutionize women’s pleasure. “I was eating a Hot Pocket,” Yukimura told The…
Sweden’s Top Scientists Declare Leather “Optical Illusion”
Researchers at the famed Svensensenson Institute of Science have made a controversial and groundbreaking discovery. Using a mix of newly available instrumentation and old fashioned…
