STD Rankings Announced; Classics Make Strong Showing
ATLANTA, GEORGIA STD pre-season rankings were released today by the Center for Disease Control. Traditional STDs Gonorrhea and Syphilis, both perennial favorites, took two of…
Dungeon Voices: Charity
Do you give a lot of money to charity? I fuck homeless men, does that count? -Danielle Hooper, 22, Waitress Who’s Charity? And why should…
DNA Shocker; Local Leatherwoman Actually Part “Cow”
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA A Los Angeles woman got a surprise in the mail Monday when her Ancestry.com DNA test results were delivered. Slave veronica had…
New Business Offers “Hat Rentals” at Local Dungeon
Lutherville, Maryland Enterprising entrepreneur Winston Einstein, 19, has come up with a new solution to the issue of two controversies. “I found people questioning how…