Sen. Jim DeMint Shocked to Discover Rob Halford “Gay Leatherman”
CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA Conservative Former Senator Jim DeMint is reportedly “shocked and saddened” to learn that Judas Priest frontman and hard core heavy metal rocker…
Dungeon “Glow” Seen from Space
FT. LARGO, FLORIDA Reports from the International Space Station led to a recent investigation of a Florida BDSM dungeon. Members of the ISS were doing…
Pregnant Woman has “High Hopes” for Offspring
DUBLIN, IRELAND Maureen Kowalski-O’Rourke is just 3 weeks from giving birth and has elected to keep the baby’s status a mystery. “We know it is…
Woman’s Search for BDSM Porn Derailed
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA “It used to be much easier,” said Sheila Banes, 22. “I remember a time when you could go online and find really…
