Submissive Women Create Diabetes Epidemic
JASPER, COLORADO Incidents of Type 2 Diabetes have skyrocketed in the Jasper, CO BDSM community after a group of hot submissive women has started indulging…
CDC Recruits Medical Play Tops for Vaccination Centers
ATLANTA, VERMONT Recruiters from the Center for Disease Control, facing numerous problems with the national vaccine rollout, have begun posting ads on popular fetish social…
Ebola Scare! Local Dungeon Quarantined
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA The Centers for Disease Control and local authorities shut down and quarantined the occupants of a local BDSM dungeon after a blood scene…
Indecisive Woman Thinks She Might Be A “Switch”
ANCHORAGE, ALASKA Carol McDade, 28, has been stymied by her Fetlife profile for two days. McDade, who enjoys a wide range of “kinky role play”…
