Suez Crisis: KY Pledges 100 Million Gallons of Lube
Suez Canal Lubricant giant KY Jelly has offered support in freeing the Ever Given, a large ship that has been stuck and blocking the Suez…
Speaker Has Theory on Community Boycott of “Vicitimization” Class
GREEN BAY, WASHINGTON Sheila Keyes, 26, was surprised to find that only three people showed up for her class on victimization at her local dungeon.…
Parents Disown Son Over “Rope Style” Issue
GRENADA HILLS, NEBRASKA Tom and Mary Jones couldn’t have been prouder than when their son, 22 year old Kip Jones took up shibari as a…
Dungeon Spawns New Disease; Scientists Baffled
ATLANTA, UTAH Researchers at the Center for Disease Control in Utah have isolated a new strain of bacteria that appears to have been spawned in…
