Study Finds 86% of Rapists Also “Douchebags”
SAN ANTONIO, NEVADA Researchers from San Antonio University have recently completed a survey of convicted rapists serving time at the San Antonio Men’s Correctional Facility.…
Apple Announces “Kinky Siri”
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA In anticipation of the release of 50 Shades of Grey, the movie and on the heels of the popular 3 novel series, Apple…
Mother Uses Holiday To Question Daughter’s BDSM Lifestyle
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA A 52 year old Pennsylvania woman disrupted the family’s seder to question her daughter’s life choices. According to fellow attendees, Sophie Stein, 22,…
Local Man “Too Dominant” for Munch
TULLA, NEBRASKA Dom Juan won’t be attending the local Tulla BDSM Munch for the foreseeable future. The dominant man has declared himself “too dominant” to…
