Disney Shelves BDSM Remake of Cinderella
HOLLYWOOD, MONTANA Leaked memos from Disney’s Touchstone Pictures division reveals plans to release a remake of the Cinderella story told from a “50 Shades of…
New Bookstore Opens; Only Sells “50 Shades”
TALPA, ALABAMA On the heels of the books enormous success and following the media frenzy regarding the 2015 release of the 50 Shades of Grey…
Dominant Man Skips Conference; Says Nothing
WHEELING, OHIO Master James “Spanker” Nubrick, 32, has decided to not attend this year’s local leather celebration held in a neighboring town. Unlike most who…
Dungeon Voices: Pervertables
What is your favorite everyday item that you have made kinky? My girlfriend’s fist. -Taylor Unfret, 26, Auctioneer Probably the time I left the toilet…
