Leather Master Keynote; “You Are All Doing it Wrong”
SOUTH PLAINS, TX. In a keynote address at a local, regional, national, international leather conference, a well known, famous Leather Master informed a group of…
Man Foils Alien Invasion with BDSM Paradox
BILLINGS, MONTANA While many doubt the existence of UFOs or extraterrestrial life, retired Col. Nugget McFadden has a tale to tell that just might convince…
PA Town has Unique Festival
BLUE BALLS, PENNSYLVANIA In an effort to rebrand itself the local chamber of commerce for Blue Balls, Pennsylvania has announced its annual “Circle Jerk” Festival.…
Pregnant Woman has “High Hopes” for Offspring
DUBLIN, IRELAND Maureen Kowalski-O’Rourke is just 3 weeks from giving birth and has elected to keep the baby’s status a mystery. “We know it is…
