Couple’s SM Scene Unwittingly Opens “Hellmouth”
CAMBRIA, CALIFORNIA Dungeon goers at the central California dungeon, The Basement, were treated to a spectacular display of fire, brimstone, and the appearance of several…
Award Banquet Success Measured by Number of Clean Plates
MERIDIAN, NEBRASKA A group calling themselves the Super Great Champions of Kink held an awards banquet honoring members of the local community. Given the poor…
Rudy Giuliani Butt Dials Anal Sex Phone Line
WASHINGTON DC President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani reportedly butt dialed a phone service that charges $4.99 per minute for sexually explicit live conversations. To…
Man Confuses “Dominance” with “Desire to Grill Chicken”
LOS ANGELES, OHIO One of the organizers of a local conference on Male Dominance has apparently confused several types of outdoor cooking, including BBQ and…
