Meat Industry and Leather Communities Create “Profitable” Alliance
KANSAS CITY, NEBRASKA In a surprising alliance, the United Meat Packers and Butchers Association of America have created a wide range of connections with Leather…
In Response to Challenge Local Dom Chooses to “Go Home”
HONOLULU, HAWAII During a pre-scene negotiation, Master Irwin Jones, 44, found himself questioning his desire to play with LilPrincessKat, 22. When Jones described his interest…
DHS Lists “Rope Bombing” as Terrorist Threat
WASHINGTON, DC After analyzing messages and “chatter” from several websites and email correspondences, The Department of Homeland Security has officially declared “rope bombing” as an…
Dyslexic Tattoo Artist Sued Over “Porperty of Oob” Mistake
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA A bayou woman is upset today after undergoing a two hour procedure which resulted in a botched tattoo. Susan Kimstrick, 24, wanted…
