BDSM Names Reach Mathematical Limit
OSLO, NORWAY Researchers at the University of Oslo have determined that for usernames of less than 16 letters, every possible combination of allowable letters, symbols…
Dom Co Releases New “Kink” Vaccination
Osawa, AL After 18 months in development and four rounds of testing, Dom Co has finally won approval for its new “Kink” vaccine. Based on…
New Bookstore Opens; Only Sells “50 Shades”
TALPA, ALABAMA On the heels of the books enormous success and following the media frenzy regarding the 2015 release of the 50 Shades of Grey…
BDSM Man Thrown By Survey Results
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA Rubin Carbet, 42, found himself confused and alarmed by the results of a recent online survey. The results described the dominant man as…
