Spanking Fetish Becomes “Mainstream” Greeting
CHICAGO, MONTANA Following the release of 50 Shades of Grey, several communities have begun to adopt “spanking play” as a party of their regular social…
Submissive Women Replace Doms with “Cock Pops”
LOS ANGELES, WEST VIRGINIA Fed up with men who can’t commit, are emotionally unavailable, and constantly posturing as “more domly than the net guy,” a…
In Wake of Political Correctness Dominant Man Switches from Racist to Ageist
HOLMS, LOUISIANA After being called out repeatedly for “inappropriate racial slurs,” Keith K. Klum, 57, has been banned from his local dungeon. Klum calls himself…
Man Finds BDSM Training Useless in Martial Arts
TORONTO, FLORIDA “I’ve been to lots of BDSM classes where people mentioned their martial arts training,” said Master Kevin Martin, 43, “So I just assumed…
