CSI Backs out of local dungeon, slowly
NEW YORK, NY: Crime Scene Investigators for New York City Police Department were summoned to a local BDSM dungeon on 14th Street in the Meatpacking…
New Tattoo Exhibition: “Fuck That Hurts!”
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA After the spectacular success of Takahiro Kitamura and Kip Fulbeck’s Japanese tattoo exhibit Perseverance, which details “the artistry of traditional Japanese tattoos along with…
Santa Declares BDSM “No Longer Naughty”
NORTH POLE, ARIZONA In his first announcement in decades, Christopher Kringle, also known as Santa Claus, has indicated that several behaviors long considered “naughty” by…
Dominant Man Confused with Rapper; Triggers “Rap War”
NEW YORK, OHIO Today a dominant man is recovering at St. Jude’s Hospital, the victim of a drive by assault. Master P, 32, was recently…
