Orthopaedic Surgeons Report: “Spanking Gives You Big Butt Syndrome”
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA Doctors at the Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons today published in the Journal of Orthopaedic Surgeons the findings of a three year study that…
Conference Issues Refund for “Slave Position” Class
SOUIX FALLS, FLORIDA What started off as a promising and interesting class quickly devolved into grumbling and discontent among class goers when they began to…
Dyslexic Tattoo Artist Sued Over “Porperty of Oob” Mistake
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA A bayou woman is upset today after undergoing a two hour procedure which resulted in a botched tattoo. Susan Kimstrick, 24, wanted…
Oxford Adds “Leatheriness” to 2014 Dictionary
OXFORD, ENGLAND In a surprise announcement today, Daniel Mortenson, an editor for the Oxford English Dictionary announced the inclusion of “Leatheriness” in the 2015 edition.…
