Santa Exposed as “Pretty Naughty” Himself
NORTH POLE, NEVADA In a shocking announcement, Father Christmas himself has come out to the Holiday community as “pretty naughty.” In a statement released this…
BDSM Rumor Mill Violates Laws of Physics
CERN, SWITZERLAND A Swiss couple in a Master/slave relationship has given scientists in quantum theory something new to think about. The couple found out that…
Japanese Visitor Alarmed at Lack of Weird Porn in America
OAK PARK, ILLINOIS Keiko Nakamura, 19, found herself shocked and alarmed at the selection of pornography available to her in America. An exchange student from…
Watchdog Group find “Hidden Meaning” in Song Lyrics
BABBAGE, TENNESSEE Watchdog Group “Focus on Children” has released a report accusing popular music star Rihanna of having “hidden messages” and “themes of sadomasochism” in…