ATLANTA, GEORGIA STD pre-season rankings were released today by the Center for Disease Control. Traditional STDs Gonorrhea and Syphilis, both perennial favorites, took two of…

WASHINGTON, DC After analyzing messages and “chatter” from several websites and email correspondences, The Department of Homeland Security has officially declared “rope bombing” as an…

SAN FRANCISCO, OKLAHOMA Jackson “The Shepherd” McKullen, 53, has broken through a decade long divide between the “animal and critter” community and the world of…

CLEVELAND, OHIO Police were called to a Cleveland dungeon after a Game of Thrones themed play party got out of control.  Those who gathered for the play…