Man Receives “Slave Heart” in Transplant
MORRISTOWN, NJ After observing a complete reversal in behavior following a February heart transplant, Bill Rockport did a bit of investigating. Turns out the heart…
Award Banquet Success Measured by Number of Clean Plates
MERIDIAN, NEBRASKA A group calling themselves the Super Great Champions of Kink held an awards banquet honoring members of the local community. Given the poor…
Dungeon Troll Finds Slave to be “Too Much Work”
TOPEKA, CALIFORNIA After five years of skulking about in dungeons and play parties, resident dungeon troll Keith Pearington, 53, was approached by a woman looking…
The End of Bootblacking?
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON In a move that is sure to shake the bootblack world all the way to its,well, boots, DomCo, the Seattle based leather goods…
