Woman Discovers “Erotic Use” for Massage Device
HONOLULU, HAWAII Kei Yukimura, 57, may have stumbled onto a new device that could revolutionize women’s pleasure. “I was eating a Hot Pocket,” Yukimura told The…
Bondage Woman Finds Online Dating Impossible
JUNIPER CREEK, MISSOURI For Karen Nordstrom, 28, online dating has presented a unique challenge. “I spend most of my spare time handcuffed or otherwise bound,”…
For Slave Training “Krispy Kreme” Ranks as Top Reward
CHICAGO, TEXAS A recent university report has found that among rewards for training submissives, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, narrowly beat out chocolate as a “top reward”…
CBO: “Violet Wand Sales Leading Economic Indicator”
WASHINGTON, DC A report out today from the Congressional Budget Office, the nation’s nonpartisan office for assessing economic and budgetary decisions, has now labelled the…