Dominant Man Dumps Slave for Not Knowing Godfather References
MENDEZ, FLORIDA Master Kevin Luntz, 47, has released his slave of 4 months, Bunny Zinn, 19, after his repeated references to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1972…
Man Confuses “Dominance” with “Desire to Grill Chicken”
LOS ANGELES, OHIO One of the organizers of a local conference on Male Dominance has apparently confused several types of outdoor cooking, including BBQ and…
Trump Aide Releases Statement on Dominatrix Candidate
After remaining silent about Mistress Tara Indiana’s bid for the Presidency, Trigger McKnowlty, an aide who describes himself as “close to Trump, very close to…
Studio Pulls “50 Shades” Movie After Threats from Japanese Hackers
HOLLYWOOD, MONTANA Focus Features announced today that they will not be releasing the film version of E L James’ book 50 Shades of Grey after Japanese…
