96 Year Old Grandmother Killed in “Birthday Spanking” Snafu
MIAMI, OHIO Tragedy ensued Saturday when senior citizen Martha Welsh, 96, stumbled into the Hell’s Inferno Dungeon looking for her fellow seniors to celebrate her…
Steampunk Declared “Not a Fetish”
In a stunning blow to SteamPunk aficionados worldwide, the World Organization of Fetishes (W.O.O.F) has deemed Steampunk “not a fetish.” Reached for comment, WOOF press…
Vagina So Hot You Can Cook On It
FREDRICKSBERG, GEORGIA A Georgia woman has a special talent that is literally “lighting up” her local dungeon. Beth Markle, 24, has a vagina that is…
Woman in Stocks Finds Experience “Not Fun Like Renaissance Faire”
BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA Renata Marquez thought it would be fun to experience some “BDSM play” after watching women get locked into traditional wooden stocks at the…
