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BDSM Names Reach Mathematical Limit

OSLO, NORWAY Researchers at the University of Oslo have determined that for usernames of less than 16 letters, every possible combination of allowable letters, symbols…

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BDSM Couple Invents New “Slang”

YANGOR, MAINE In what many are calling “the hottest scene they have ever witnessed,” master and slave couple William Montgomery and slave beth engaged in…

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Santa Declares BDSM “No Longer Naughty”

NORTH POLE, ARIZONA In his first announcement in decades, Christopher Kringle, also known as Santa Claus, has indicated that several behaviors long considered “naughty” by…