Santa Exposed as “Pretty Naughty” Himself
NORTH POLE, NEVADA In a shocking announcement, Father Christmas himself has come out to the Holiday community as “pretty naughty.” In a statement released this…
New Product Announced; Leather World Rejoices
The makers of Old Spice and Right Guard deodorant have teamed up in an historic partnership to produce a new product exclusively for the leather…
BDSM Man Receives Flogging Cease and Desist Order
SAN FERNANDO, ARIZONA Master William St. James, 38, was shocked to be handed a cease and desist letter the day following what he described as…
DHS Lists “Rope Bombing” as Terrorist Threat
WASHINGTON, DC After analyzing messages and “chatter” from several websites and email correspondences, The Department of Homeland Security has officially declared “rope bombing” as an…