Florida Man Ridiculed at BDSM Event
KEY WEST, FLORIDA A Florida man found himself on the outs while attending “Beyond Kink XXVI: Pansexual Parade.” Herman Pettigraw, 57, says he misunderstood the…
Injuries Skyrocket as Chainsaw Play Fad Takes Hold
OREGON CITY, FLORIDA Since Donna “Vroom Vroom” Wilson, 26, has been tearing up dungeons with her patented “Chainsaw scenes,” injuries resulting from imitators have been…
Man Attempts Suicide After Failing To Invent New Fetish
BANGOR, MAINE Fred Pickler, a 45 year old Maine resident was hospitalized Sunday after attempting to take his own life. Pickler, a self described “uber…
Woman Fired for Being Phone Sex Operator
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN Tina Henderson, 26, found herself down one job as she was let go from her position as a customer service representative from a…
