STD Rankings Announced; Classics Make Strong Showing
ATLANTA, GEORGIA STD pre-season rankings were released today by the Center for Disease Control. Traditional STDs Gonorrhea and Syphilis, both perennial favorites, took two of…
Man Confuses “Dominance” with “Desire to Grill Chicken”
LOS ANGELES, OHIO One of the organizers of a local conference on Male Dominance has apparently confused several types of outdoor cooking, including BBQ and…
Funny Cat Videos Eclipse Porn in “What the Internet is For” Study
ANNENDALE, VIRGINIA A recent report by the Center for the Study of Internet Activity at VMI has concluded that pornography, the long time driver of…
In Response to Challenge Local Dom Chooses to “Go Home”
HONOLULU, HAWAII During a pre-scene negotiation, Master Irwin Jones, 44, found himself questioning his desire to play with LilPrincessKat, 22. When Jones described his interest…
