Girl Fails to Put Lotion in Basket; Gets Hose Again
BURBANK, CA The newest thing on the streets of Hollywood is a phenomenon known as “Lambing,” based on the now infamous line from the 1991…
New England MAsT Chapter Seeks Repeal of 13th Amendment
CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE A local MAsT chapter has started a petition to have the 13th Amendment to the Constitution repealed. The amendment which bans slavery…
CBO: “Violet Wand Sales Leading Economic Indicator”
WASHINGTON, DC A report out today from the Congressional Budget Office, the nation’s nonpartisan office for assessing economic and budgetary decisions, has now labelled the…
Man Mocked for Rope Bondage; “So Last Year”
PEORIA, MICHIGAN A Michigan rigger is the subject of mocking and ridicule this week after performing a tie known as the “futomomo suspension.” “He might…
