Slave Quits, Unable to Compete with Meatloaf; Affection
ATLANTA, GEORGIA Slave Mary Coombs has formally petitioned her Master, Gary Ferks, for release. After three years of serving as a live-in slave, she has…
DHS Lists “Rope Bombing” as Terrorist Threat
WASHINGTON, DC After analyzing messages and “chatter” from several websites and email correspondences, The Department of Homeland Security has officially declared “rope bombing” as an…
Ask Annie: Does Kink Make Me A Bad Person
Dear Annie, My husband has just confessed his kink to me. We have been married for 20 years and he just told me that he…
