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BDSM Man Named Greatgrand Master

0   LOS ANGELES, ALASKA In what many are calling the natural evolution of the leather family, Martin “Marty” Krampowitz has been elevated to the rank ...

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Bounce Houce Opens on Kim Kardashian’s Ass

+6   THOUSAND OAKS, CA A local operator of family entertainment centers and adult nightclubs announced to day the opening of Kim Kardashian’s Bottom, a bounce ...

Jesus Returns; Critical of “BDSM Lifestyle”

+12   MT SINAI, ISREAL In what has been described as many as the “second coming,” Son of God and principal figure from the Bible’s New Testament ...

Submissives Unionize; Submission Declared “Gift”

+30   MADISON, WISCONSIN There are reports surfacing of a newly formed “submissives Union.” The Union, or as it is formally known, SUBS Local 1 has ...

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Top 5 Things You Need to Know About “Dungeons”

+8   1. People there are friendly. Ha! The only friendly people are the ones that want to play or fuck or enter into a relationship with ...

Rope Rigger causes Permanent Nerve Injury

+17   MENLO PARK, CA A well known and self described “shibari master” is under suspicion today after reports emerged of a serious accident in rope ...

STD Rankings Announced; Classics Make Strong Showing

+16   ATLANTA, GEORGIA STD pre-season rankings were released today by the Center for Disease Control. Traditional STDs Gonorrhea and Syphilis, both perennial favorites, took two ...

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Covering Ceremony Disaster; 4 Injured

+11   DALLAS, TEXAS What was supposed to be a celebration went horribly wrong when a Leatherman from Fort Worth went berserk following the presentation of ...

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Dungeon Voices: Vanilla

Could you ever go back to a vanilla relationship? Sure, I wouldn’t mind being tied up, tortured, and peed on by a vanilla guy. -Margo ...

Dungeon Voices: Charity

Do you give a lot of money to charity? I fuck homeless men, does that count? -Danielle Hooper, 22, Waitress Who’s Charity? And why should ...

Dungeon Voices: Pervertables

What is your favorite everyday item that you have made kinky? My girlfriend’s fist. -Taylor Unfret, 26, Auctioneer Probably the time I left the toilet ...

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BDSM Man Named Greatgrand Master

0   LOS ANGELES, ALASKA In what many are calling the natural evolution of the leather family, Martin “Marty” Krampowitz has been elevated to the rank ...

Male Submissives Protest New E-Cigarettes

0   SAN DIEGO, TEXAS In a small Texas town, lawmakers have created a ban on e-cigarettes in public places creating excitement once again among smoking ...

For Slave Training “Krispy Kreme” Ranks as Top Reward

0   CHICAGO, TEXAS A recent university report has found that among rewards for training submissives, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, narrowly beat out chocolate as a “top ...

Man Finds BDSM Training Useless in Martial Arts

0   TORONTO, FLORIDA “I’ve been to lots of BDSM classes where people mentioned their martial arts training,” said Master Kevin Martin, 43, “So I just ...

BDSM Elders Declare Limp Penis “Totally Normal” and “Very Sexy”

+1   THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS Reporting on behalf of the BDSM Elder Community, Mark Gurk, 67, released the findings of the BDSM community blue ribbon panel ...

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BDSM Veteran Prefers Stories to Play

0   YUCATA, GEORGIA For old timer Mick Haffner, 68, telling stories about the good old days has actually become preferable to participating in BDSM scenes ...

50’s Household Fetish Declared “Not So Good for Minorities”

0   BOSTON, FLORIDA “It appears to be an almost entirely white thing,” said Dr. Martha Grimes, researcher and sociologist at the University of Florida. “For ...

Submissive Man Banned Following Foot Worship Gone Awry

0   LEWISBURG, HAWAII Mistress Andrea Spanxx, 24, was left shaken and alarmed after a submissive man, Michael Donovan, 19, grabbed hold of her feet and ...

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Submissive Labeling Saves Time; Heartache

0   TOLEDO, KANSAS A group of dominant men have organized to help newcomers identify appropriate submissives for their relationship style. “Men are visual creatures,” said ...

BDSM Woman Survives Lightning Strike

0   JENKINS, SOUTH CAROLINA Some would say Matilda King, 28, is lucky to be alive today after being struck by lightning during an intense thunderstorm ...

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Leatherwoman Raises “Missing the Point” to an Art Form

0   TOLEDO, OREGON Mistress Shelby Vice, 44, has made a name for herself in the local Oregon leather community, but even more so online, where ...

Archaeological Dig Reveals Ancient Egyptians into Some “Really Kinky Shit”

+1   DETROIT, EGYPT Dr. Leonard N. Minks, lead researcher on this year’s dig in Egypt, sponsored by California University, has uncovered what appears to be ...

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Munch Success Creates Naming Crisis

0   HALIFAX, NEBRASKA The success of Halifax’s largest munch, may be causing problems. The monthly event held at TGIFridays, has grown over the past year ...